GAMES

SL(GBTQ+)OTH’S TAKE ON QUEER ROMANCE
“If it ain’t black, I ain’t taking it!” That’s what Reaper used to say (and still does) after coming out the closet about 4 months ago. He was searching for a suit to wear to a friend’s wedding. Despite having suits that represented the whole LGBTQ+ community with how colourful they were, he still didn’t find a black one.

Dating Sims: Games I Used to Play in my Weeb Phase
DISCLAIMER: This blog is just an appreciation of a certain genre that I personally find cringe. This genre is not for everyone. It’s for those people who either have too much free time on their hands, or are just sad. Also, this blog in no way represents my likes, for I am into MILFSSSS!

Silent Hill: Where Fog, Fear, And Feelings Collide—And Yes, Therapy Is Not Included
Sloth hasn’t played this game yet and he calls himself a…gamer…oh well, I was the one who got him hooked on Elden Ring in the first place, so not surprised, I guess. But y’all out there, get ready for the seasonal depression…why? Because I can’t get over my own demons and THE WORLD SHALL KNOW PAIN! Ah yes, Silent Hill—where therapy sessions are conducted by fog monsters and your repressed guilt takes the form of giant dudes with knives for heads. For a franchise that feels like someone turned a haunted house into a personality test, it’s no wonder it […]

A Maidenless Tries to Find Romance in the Wrong Places
WARNING: This piece of content contains explicit material and viewer’s discretion is advised. This is a simp-post, not to be read everywhere. Elden Ring is rated 16+ and Witcher 3 is rated 18+, but we know how you bastards love to lie about your age. So, don’t read this in public, for we do not want our blog to be reported for nudity.

PC Release Dates for 2025
The Game Awards 2024 saw some great trailers for games that look quite promising. Since the trailers are already out, this is a list of some of the PC games we are looking forward to.

My List of Mobile Games You Should Try
How It All Started A trillion years ago, when prehistoric humans used to play games on their XtinctBoxes and PaleozoicS5s, one man stood above the rest. Named Sloth by the ladies, he used trigonometry and other stuff someone like me won’t understand to invent the world’s first smartphone, astonishing everyone. A handheld device capable of running games opened up a world of possibilities. Be it while riding mammoths to the latest Taylor Swift’s concert or taking a poo on the peak of Mount Everest, people always had a smartphone in their hands. But the situation soon escalated. It started with […]

Confession: How Reaper Got Me Addicted to Something Worse Than Drugs
It all started when I was 7 years old, having just discovered por- Just kidding. I got my first desktop back then though. I remember the first game I had played, Purble Place. There was a cake making game I was a menace at. My first ‘proper’ game was Need for Speed: Underground 2, and did I like it. I would spend hours grinding, just to finish first. Now I didn’t know much about cars then, but I remember my favourite was a Nissan model. The graphics and controls seemed damn interesting back then. I did play a few other […]

A Noob’s Review of Death Stranding
Death Stranding: What even is that? Released on 4th November, 2019, Death Stranding remained a PlayStation exclusive for almost half a year before getting a Windows port. Developed by Kojima Productions, it features a post-apocalyptic world where you play the role of a porter, Sam Porter Bridges, tasked with reconnecting scattered colonies of isolated survivors to bring a sense of unity to the planet. And delivering packages, coz he’s a porter (duh). As you proceed with the story, you uncover the secrets behind the mysterious event known as the “Death Stranding”, which brought about the rise of invisible creatures called […]