🎃🩸 HAPPY NEW YEAR, AMIGOS (GE-ERDS)! 🩸🎃How’re y’all on this amazingly dreadful first day of the year? Why dreadful, you ask? Well, WHAT EVEN IS HAPPY ABOUT TODAY? Don’t know about you, but it’s absolutely terrifying going into the new year with a bank balance that looks emptier than some of y’all’s skulls when voting season rolls around. And let’s not even talk about the existential dread creeping in like a discount Pennywise at a kid’s birthday party.Oh, and if you didn’t already know, we’ve got an Insta and an X (Twitter for you boomers) page now! Yeah, go check […]

Reaper, here… once again! 2025 is only a few hours away, and what better way to close out the year than binging 16-episode sagas of hot people doing hot stuff while still keeping it innocent enough for your grandma to watch? Yeah, that’s K-drama for ya! And why am I over here being a total fangirl instead of screaming at the new Blue Lock episode? (Holy shit, Isagi, YOU CRAZY ASS GENIUS!*) Well, one of my exes got me into K-dramas—yeah, she left me with heartbreak and a Netflix queue longer than One Piece. It’s the end of the year, […]

Oh look, you clicked! Once again happy holidays everyone!Reaper—back again, because clearly, you have excellent taste (or questionable life choices, who’s to say?). Today, we’re diving into the chaotic jungle of upcoming series, where streaming platforms throw cash at writers and whisper sweet nothings like, “Make it bingeable, baby.”

Hey there, cinephiles and popcorn hoarders, happy holidays to y’all! Reaper here again—yes, like the guy who shows up when your Netflix queue runs out or when someone says, “Let’s remake a classic movie… again!” I’m here to guide you through the glittery, explosion-filled wasteland of upcoming movies—some might blow your mind, others might just blow. 

Ladies, gentlemen, and spice addicts, welcome to Dune—the franchise where sand gets everywhere, giant worms are worshipped like rockstars, and water is basically Bitcoin. Now, before we dive into this sandy fever dream, let me hit you with the obvious: Yes, Zendaya is finally in Dune: Part Two for more than 15 seconds. And yes, Timothée Chalamet is still serving ‘desert messiah but make it emo’ energy.Let’s start with Paul Atreides. Our boy didn’t ask to be Space Jesus, okay? But destiny, a creepy sister in the making, and a mother who’s basically a Jedi with better fashion sense said, […]